23/02/2010

Somebody likes my blog, yus!


Oh what a weekend, oh glorious sun

Who figured that oil would make cars go?

How many people have their perfect job?

Why do we lie? It just causes more lies, and a tangled web of destruction

You can only do your best, so don’t stress

How does Barrack Obama have his coffee? Does even drink coffee?

That’s why I wouldn’t want to be famous, Tiger Woods

I saw a photo of myself yesterday, and I like how I looked

3 boys die in a car crash; they braked for 100 metres before they hit the tree, how fast were they going to begin with?

Why do old people call you ‘Mrs (Husbands First Name)’ when you get married, instead of ‘Mrs (Your First Name)’…

How come Rhianna, Lady Gaga & Beyonce don’t have to wear pants?

For some reason I cant kiss you deeply at the moment, but you said you like my little kisses

My breath doesn’t smell like perfume and nobody’s fart smells like roses

My Dior lip gloss reminds me of summer

I love having my haircut, it just feels so nice having someone else look after it

Wouldn’t it be great if you could go into any shop and know what size to buy, one shoe size & one universal body size please

Sore eyes from the sun, want to get awesome sunglasses!