Advice

Don’t tell someone you love them then trample all over there heart, not cool people


Are the McDonalds arches supposed to be two Fries?

What is with Russia?

Eat healthy, exercise regularly, you will feel good

Live your dreams, don’t just dream them

Listen to all kinds of music, read lots of books, and talk to everybody you meet

Hangover’s suck, being drunk and out of control is worse, I say rock tipsy

Who would call a kid Bruce anyway

Why would you have a baby when all you really want is to see the world

Please don’t tell me how I can better my life when yours ain’t exactly a bed of roses

Don’t talk over people, it’s rude

Live the life you want to lead, the only person who can judge you for it is you

If it doesn’t feel right it probably isn’t

Wear shoes less often

Sometimes saying how you feel is hard, maybe write it all down and work it out first

I don’t like sitting backwards on the bus

Some people are inherently evil, that will never change, as much as you want it to

Don’t feel sorry for others, show gratitude for what you have

Make a plan and stick to it, fight for what you want

Brush your teeth twice a day

I never met a Phil I could trust

Don’t tell secrets you don’t want passed on, because as much as you trust them; people will always do what they want

Never leave chocolate in the car

Change your underwear every day, you don’t want to be caught out when you get hit by that bus

Sometimes you have to do stuff you don’t like

Express yourself

Nobody likes a red nose, wear sunblock

Oh to Honeymoon in Cuba